Happy World Naked Gardening Day!

This is as close as I'll get to naked gardening!

This is as close as I’ll get to naked gardening!

Today is World Naked Gardening Day, yay!

How will you celebrate this momentous occasion?

While I can truly appreciate this sentiment from the Body Freedom Collaborative…

Why garden naked? First of all, it’s fun! Second only to swimming, gardening is at the top of the list of family-friendly activities people are most ready to consider doing nude. Moreover, our culture needs to move toward a healthy sense of both body acceptance and our relation to the natural environment. Gardening naked is not only a simple joy, it reminds us–even if only for those few sunkissed minutes–that we can be honest with who we are as humans and as part of this planet.

I will observe this holiday fully clothed.

Mostly because I don’t trust myself with cutting shears, and because we have plants with thorns, and because, well…we have neighbors.

And because gardening is not really at the top of my list of family-friendly nude activities. In fact, it’s not on my list at all.

Because I don’t have a list.

But if you choose to get back to your inner Eve, and let the sun shine where the sun don’t shine, enjoy yourself!

Just avoid the birds and the bees. This is a family friendly-activity!!!


One thought on “Happy World Naked Gardening Day!

  1. Chandler, Craig K says:


    Great creative writing. Very clever!




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