I’ve been gone for a while – absent from the blogosphere for more than a year!
Why, you ask?
For many reasons, including but not limited to….laziness, depression, change in priorities, loss of interest, headache, fatigue…
Basically all the side effects of Cialis.
But now, I’m back! A year older. A year happier. A little fatter.
Speaking of…I just started the Couch to 5k Running Plan.
From the looks of the website, this program came out in like 1995.
But it has a great reputation for helping one walk/jog (we’ll call it “wog”) his or her way to a running lifestyle, from a sedentary one.
I won’t go into detail about my every workout and what it entails, because I know no one gives a shit.
But I’ll say this…
I don’t know who can get up from the couch and wog for 20 minutes, but I sure can’t.
I need the “REM sleep to 5K” plan.
Maybe we could do some light chair exercises before we start full on wogging?
It’s sad considering I took “Jogging” in college. (Yep, that’s a real class at the University of Florida.)
And I got a “B” in it.
That’s how NOT-athletic I am.
A “B” in F-ING JOGGING!!!! And that’s when I was young and spry and hot!!!!
The real reason I decided to try and get fit at 31, is so I could justify using grocery money to buy these sweet hot pink kicks.
If you’ve had good luck with this program – leave me a comment about your success.
Maybe it’ll convince me to do more than just photograph my new shoes.